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56K WARNING: ALOT OF FLYERS IN THIS POST


The festive season is probably finished now, so moving in its place is the party season. If you aren’t at Falls, Pyramid or any other thing they run around this time of year then you should definitely hit the LAST FUCKING EVER NIGHT EVER AT THIRD CLASS EVER, EVER… on NYE (31/12/2008 for those that have a diary next to their keyboard). GET TICKETS HERE. Coolest.


NEXT…, after his Summercrayze set, Ed Rec King of Kings, Pedro Winter aka. Busy P will be constructing a furious storm at Unlucky on New Years night. I know the Hot BBQ kids would’ve either stuck with going to a watered down Hot BBQ (well it’s really Summerdayze plus a Hot BBQ stage (NEAT!!!)) or opted with the refund. So if you are stuck for anything exciting to do on NYD, then pay Pedro a visit - fun fun fun, guaranteed!


NEXT NEXT…., Boys Noize returns to Australia mate for that Summerdayze thing I mentioned previously, and believe me, he will produce the goods. I had a 4hour hard-on or however long he played for last time he was down here, performing at that crappy abandoned cinema complex place. Well what a disaster that was… Switch didn’t turn up (who gives a damn about that) which meant B. Noize covered his set (huzah) and various other things went wrong like people pissing on the cinema seats as the exits were like from me to Mars - a long distance.

Anyway, there will be a herrrrugeeee Boysnoize Records ppaarrty night (23rd Jan) which will have supports from the master of all things French and bass-hound, Fred Falke, and fellow BNR label mate D.I.M. - he destroys children in sight with his fists of fury. This will be a very very top night and strongly suggest you get your tickets from here, ASAP! For Sydney kids, its at The Forum on the 25th and you can get tickets here.

Everyone likes a big gay boat party right? Scope the details below and for tickets, more info and a rad mixtape go right here..:

Now for the songs to get people in the mood for some movin’ n’ groovin’…
MP3: Busy P - Colette C’est Chouette
MP3: Busy P - Be@rbrickdance
MP3: Busy P - Pedrophilia
MP3: Booba - Marche ou Crève (Busy P Remix)
MP3: NIL - Comme Un Printemps (Busy P Edit)
MP3: Miss Platnum - Give Me the Food (Busy P & DSL Remix)
MP3: Shy Child - Kick Drum (Busy P & DSL Remix)

For some great Fred Falke tracks, check this post.
MP3: Roland Clark and The Montanas - Music Talking (Fred Falke Remix)

MP3: Sta - In Living Colour (D.I.M. Remix)
MP3: Shameboy - Heartcore (D.I.M. Remix)

MP3: Alan Braxe - Addicted (Hoodrat and Spruce’s Assssssedit)
MP3: Bumblebeez - Rio (Knife Machine vs. Gus Da Hoodrat Remix)
MP3: Sneaky Sound System - Hip Hip Hooray (Ajax & Da Hoodrat’s Bang Gang Remixxx)

BAR-KAYS

Toughest slap bass line from the 60’s/70’s ever.

MP3: Bar-Kays - Holy Ghost

HEY! SANTA! PASS US THAT BOTTLE, WILL’YA

“Christmas time, when, really we should remember this is a time for spiritual uplift, a time for Oneness with the universe and Donovan. It is not a time for heavy drinking, over eating and casual sex with farm animals - that’s out of the question.”

- Ian Anderson, Jethro Tull.

MP3: Jethro Tull - Christmas Song
MP3: Jethro Tull - Another Christmas Song
MP3: Jethro Tull - Pavane [Instrumental]

SUMMER SWING

Discovered by Animal Collective while recording their new album, Dent May’s smooth summery swing pop debut is due for release in Feb on Animal Collective’s Paw Tracks label. Another good summer tune, it’s like a slow cruise down the river into a gold sunset. Reminds me in shades of Bobby Darin, and that can only be a good thing.

MP3: Dent May & His Magnificent Ukulele - Meet Me In The Garden

EMIL

Dear Emile Hirsch,
Sorry, I was never the biggest fan of your movies. The Girl Next Door was kinda ok mainly because of Elisha Cuthbert being all hot and sweaty and sexy etc. Actually Speed Racer was pretty fun as well. But the music youve been putting out recently under the guise of ‘Emil And Friends‘ is some awesome, electronic-indie-pop that Ive quite fallen for. Please bring out some more because I wore out these tunes out in the first week, like the fizzy-headrush that was Empire Of The Sun before I accidently burnt out that sun by letting it play. Tasty, accessible, fun, pop.
Thankyou

Regards
JD

Edit: Ahh, so now the truth comes out! All these rumours and press releases of the band actually being Emile Hirsch’s side project are false. Turns out its some whizz kid from Boston, making some great tunes with his friends. Cleared up.

MP3: Emil And Friends - Downed Economy
MP3: Emil And Friends - Fire Flower
MP3: Emil And Friends - Specialty Sandwiches

NOT NU RAVE

A guilty guilty pleasure, “Where Were U in ‘92?” is the title track from an album of incredibly cheesy old-school rave that sounds like it’s circa 92 but is in fact the debut LP from Zomby on Werk Discs.
It’s more of a side-project than a proper debut as Zomby’s regular output is more chip-heavy and a far cry from the hedonistic 90s throwback that is “Where Were U in ‘92?”

MP3: Zomby - Where Were U in ‘92

This is not a throwback release but it may as well be for all the fist-pumping, drug-sweat, tacky rave-euphoria it evokes. I can’t take Jokers Of The Scene seriously as artists but they do have some real good/badness going on.

MP3: Jokers Of The Scene - Baggy Bottom Boys Original Mix